APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NEW JERSEY

NAME: _____________________
Nickname: _____________________
ADDRESS: _____________________
EXIT #_____________________

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ETHNIC BACKGROUND: _____Italian _____Sicilian ______Jewish

BACKYARD SMELLS LIKE:
a)Sewage b)Sulfur c)Garbage d)All of the above

TOTAL # OF MUSCLE SHIRTS
a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above

# OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS
a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above

# OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS THAT ARE ALSO MUSCLE SHIRTS
a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above

BRAND OF JEANS PREFERRED
a)Sergio Valente b)Jordache c)Sassoon d)ZCavaricci

PERCENTAGE OF WARDROBE WHICH IS LEATHER
a)100% b)95-100% c)90-95% d)85-90%

TOTAL # OF GOLD CHAINS OWNED
a)10 - 15 b)15 - 20 c)20 - 25 d)25 and above

# OF GOLD CHAINS WORN AT ONE TIME
a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above

APPROXIMATE VALUE OF ALL THIS JEWELRY
a)$ 5 - $10 b)$10 - $15 c)$15 - $20 d)Stolen

Number of applications of OBSESSION/POLO/DRAKAR to achieve desired effect
a)10 - 15 b)15 - 25 c)25 and above

GOLD CAP ON AT LEAST ONE TOOTH?
YES NO

HAIR HEIGHT
a)6 - 8 Inches b)8 - 12 Inches c)1 - 2 feet d)More than 2 feet

HAIR PRODUCTS USED AT ANY GIVEN TIME
a) Hair Spray
b) Styling Gel
c) Mouse
d) Extra Hold Styling Gel
e) Bondo
f) Spackle
g) 40 Weight Oil
h) Crazy Glue

AUTOMOBILE OWNED:
a) IROC Z
b) Firebird
c) Camaro
d) Mustang
f) Chevette ( You got a fucking problem with it?)

NUMBER OF INCHES CAR IS OFF THE GROUND
a)6 - 8 Inches b)4 -6 Inches c)2 - 4 Inches d)Under 2 Inches

CHARACTERISTICS OF AUTOMOBILE
a) Gold chain around license plate
b) Neon lights around license plate
c) Neon lights under car
d) Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging from rear view mirror
e) Garter hanging from rear view mirror
f) Chrome hubcaps
g) Stick-on window tinting
h) Stick-on paint splash stickers
i) Fuzzy dice

FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM
a) Fucking Giants
b) Fucking Jets
c) Fucking Mets
d) Fucking Yankees
e) Fucking Nets
f) Fucking Knicks
g) Fucking Devils
h) Fucking Rangers
i) Fucking Islanders

FAVORITE MUSIC
a) Techno
b) Rap
c) Bon Jovi
d) Bruce Springstein

ESSAY QUESTION
In 100 words or less, Define the term "Yoos Guys"